twas the night before christmas

ok. tonight is the time where santa claus, this round old man in a red-and-white outfit, will ride in his sleigh pulled by eight reindeer. he will supposedly deliver nice gifts to good children, like pet adipose or ood, and deliver bad presents to bad children, like weeping angels or daleks. however, i'd love a dalek as a pet. hey, santa! i know i'm a 'good' child, but can i please have a dalek for christmas? please?
oh, never mind. it never works.
clatter
maybe that's my dalek! here, dalek!
exterminate!
scream
~di
p. s. merry christmas!